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Sep 05 2008
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If It wasn't for Palin and Lady McCain...
The RNC would’ve totally been a sausage fest. Am I right guys?
That ends my ironic sexist joke of the week.
Sep 03 2008
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Worst. Pick. Ever.
(via purns)
No, no, Mr. P. The worst VP ever was Millard Fillmore. That guy was an A-hole.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains. It was ok? I like a little coming-of-age, feminism angst in movies just as much as the next guy. I just wish they had practiced a little.
Aug 29 2008
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This Made Me Laugh: The Phelps Minute with Michael Phelps
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“ Twenty years ago they kicked me out of the medical community for trying to put artificial intelligence in babies.
— That is an actual line in the new Vin Diesel movie Babylon A.D. (via azizisbored)
Aug 28 2008
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“ I’m pro-choice because I don’t have the “lady parts” that makes babies.
— Me
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Ghost World: Special Edition (Fantagraphics flickr)
Aug 27 2008
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Having fun with MS Paint.
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Aug 26 2008
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Miranda July’s Atlanta
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Movie Log: August
The Happening - “I’m talking to a plastic plant.”
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Good
The Dark Night - Outstanding
Poison Ivy: The Secret Society - You know you have no life when you’re watching a made for tv movie on the Lifetime Movie Network.
Ghost Ship (remake)
Volver
The Spy in the Green Hat - Janet Leigh’s a knife-throwing madwoman!
Ten Cents a Dance/Night Nurse - Barbara Stanwyck is the cat’s meow.
Paris Texas - Love this movie.
Irreversible - Never go to a gay club in Paris…in reverse.
Street Kings - “Wash your mouth out with buckshot!!”
X3: The Last Stand - Thank you Brett Rattner for ruining a good franchise!
Aug 23 2008
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Chi to the cago
Whenever Kanye says “Chi-town” in his songs all I think of is China town, not Chicago.
Here are some minor nicknames that wikipedia lists for Chicago:
“Dat Killa Chi!”
“Da Chi & The ‘Go”
“The Chill or Chi Ill”
“The City That Works”
“City of Broad Shoulders”
“Illville”
“New York Done Right”
Some of these don’t really roll off the tongue.
Aug 22 2008
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Remember playing Nintendo’s Track & Field II? It’s just like the Olympics!
