2008

If It wasn't for Palin and Lady...

The RNC would’ve totally been a sausage fest. Am I right guys? That ends my ironic sexist...

cosmopsis: Someone posted about the WTFCNN blog a long time...

Worst. Pick. Ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains. It was ok? I like...

“Twenty years ago they kicked me out of the medical community...”
— That is an actual line in the...

“I’m pro-choice because I don’t have the...”
— Me

Ghost World: Special Edition (Fantagraphics flickr)

Having fun with MS Paint.

jessicacoen: Qualifications: MFA in Creative...

Movie Log: August The Happening - “I’m talking...

Chi to the cago

juliaheffernan: Whenever Kanye says “Chi-town” in his songs all I think of is China town, not...

Beautiful.

Tropic Thunder is Just Like Three Amigos --...

Almodóvar’s Volver. Good movie. Most of you will...

ashleystar: pica: Maury Povitch Tortures Woman With Painful...

“put up NAS on colbert”
— Jesse Thorn’s Mom

I love you, Poland’s Women Volleyball team! You make...

Well...

Forget about watching the Olympics if you don’t have a HD set.

“I really like Garfield. I find his book addiction endearing,...”
— Sarah Vowell - from the book...

Saw The Dark Knight Monday. Loved it. The only thing about...

(via kayfabe)

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Movie Log: July But I’m a Cheerleader - Good movie. I...

“Skidoo is a celluloid Rorschach test, with audiences...

No Women Drivers in Saudi Arabia? - BBC News

Conversation About Oil

Jordan: I say yes. We have all the resources.
Me: [silent for a few seconds]...But what about the seals and the manatees?
Hours after that talk, I realized there are no manatees in Alaska.

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Wall-E

joshruben: dangurewitch: I saw a midnight screening of “Wall-E” tonight. While I enjoyed the movie...

“I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia”
— Demetri Martin (via travors)...

There is No Such Thing as "Hipster Rap"...is...

Movie Log: June (update) Be Kind Rewind - This was good. I...

Why the fuck am I reading Shaq's...

azizisbored: I spend way too much time just reading random articles on Wikipedia. If I were...

“Hello, you’ve reached the winter of our...

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I wish the army had recruitment advertisements like this.

chloesanchez: so we’re all looking at those horrible album...

Actual IMDB Plot Summery for the Movie...

Lesser Known Mr. T Quotes

energyface: I believe in the Golden Rule — The Man with the Gold … Rules. As a kid, I got three...

Movie Log: May  The Burning (1981)TeethLast ExitLinda Linda...

anthonyking: DVD/DVR #24 - I watched this backward.

paulscheer: The following are some things that Al Jarreau a...

andrklein: I know I’m probably in the minority here, but I really think Iron Man could’ve been...

azizisbored: I went and saw Radiohead in Charlotte, NC last...

(videogum) Greatest. Chinese Poster. Ever.

Linda Linda Linda (2005) Cool film. I would hate to see an...

Lindsay Arrested: Yellow Journalism?

chloesanchez: i just tried to text bealey about an old beater truck, and my phone decided “beaver...

Photo of the Week and my new desktop wallpaper.

“She will be Queen. She will start a new colony with my...”
— Isabella Rossellini as a bee...

Bottle Rocket coming to DVD and Blu-Ray!! (sorry) Dear...

I want to make a poster out of this photo. [via Videogum]...

(via superfuzz)

Caged (1950)

Listening to Santogold’s album. She sounds like Karen...

Two Documentaries

Baghdad High or American Teen?

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Movie Log: April

Hangin with the Homeboys Requiem for a Dream - “Juice by Harry, Juice by Harry!” King...

“Yes, I would eat him. Put some salt and pepper on him.”
— George Foreman - Quote of the...

Fact #18 About Me (I should post these...

I can never get a professional massage. I don’t like strangers touching me. Only the...

I just got shot in

chloesanchez: I just got shot in the face by a vegas airport toilet. Are you going to press...

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Scrubs Blows "Entire Season's Budget" On...

Dear Asshole that Stole my iPod...

azizisbored: Hey there asshole that broke the rear window of white Chevy Impala SS rental!  How’s...

ashleystar: (via marquezill) All hail Lord Africa...

joshruben: hatstamp: 10,000 BC is coming to blu-ray and...

“My finance left me!”

“Black people’s skin don’t itch, Jon”
— Larry Wilmore

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Taste Test: Nutriloaf | The A.V. Club

Oh Tracy Jordan

tiffbits: Tracy: Black people supporting Republicans? Does hot support cold? Does rain support the...

anthonyking: DVD/DVR #17 - I always get this movie mixed up...

Kiddies, once again I inform you on my Cocoa Puffs, Cookie...

The Doctor returns tomorrow. Watch it!

Fact #22 About Me: I'm Not Sardonic At...

I’m more pensive and quixotic.

“Right now I’m down with Honey Nut Cheerios because that’s...”
— Amy Poehler, who is way more...

robhuebel: Another photo I took of a couple I hate. Mainly...

In the upcoming weeks, look out for McCain downing jello...

“Come on Elliot, let’s go french kiss the sun!”
— John Dorian

andrklein: Pitchfork: Dear God, Please Let This Be the Lil...

Adrian Tomine's The Donger and Me

“Brain Freeze!”

LP Cover Lover · The world’s greatest LP album covers,...

“Run Fatboy Run” opened this weekend to mixed reviews,...”
— Michael Ian Black

(via cosmopsis)

Tiny Toon Adventures DVD news: Season 1, Vol 1 Announced |...

This made me laugh.

I want this album. Murmur is still my favorite, followed by...

“Ladies like improv stilts, and I think men like improv giant...”
— Amy Poehler | The A.V. Club

“sand is overrated. its just tiny, little rocks.”
— (via cassiecoutard) (via...

Forest Whitaker Not Cool with Where the Wild...

Fact #32 About Me: I love Mika Brzezinski. Although, her...

Movie Log: March

Lost in Translation - Loved it. “Rip my stocking!” Shortbus - I knew what I was getting...

Video Games in Libraries

samreich: A new initiative by the New York Public Library is incorporating video games into its...

I Should've Been More Specific

Me: Do you have any Buddy Holly-type glasses?
Glasses Shop Lady: ....?
Me: He's a famous musician.
Glasses Shop Lady: John Lennon?

anthonyking: DVD/DVR #13 - The last twenty minutes of this...

“Boobies!”

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erockappel: bullshit: What would be the point of...