January 2008
57 posts
Just Over Like Her Dead Body
Is a movie you haven’t heard before. It’s not at all like Just Like Heaven. Do Not get confused with Eva Longoria emulating Reese Witherspoon’s role in said film because it’s completely incomparable. Whooo! Glad I cleared that up.
“Vampires sure like it windy.”
– Great line from ‘Scrubs’ (via thatgirldre)
WatchTeen Homicide, hilarious.
“…it’s not your cock that’s to big for french condoms,...”
– Julie Delpy in 2 Days in Paris
“I can’t read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed...”
– Tracy Jordan (pretending to be illiterate) from 30 Rock (via energyface)
“Basically, everything in the film is just a shitty version of existing stuff.”
– Eagle vs Shark director Taika Waititi on the DVD commentary
Junkie
joshruben: Went to the doc this morning and was diagnosed with Tonsillitis. Attractive? Sure. What I’m hopped up on: Penicillin Tylenol Aspirin Mucinex Cepicol (soothing lozenge) Just like “Requiem for a Dream”, right?? Don’t kill Mr. Mucus!!
WatchFunky Forest
“Ye who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.”
– Homer Simpson
WatchWoke up thinking about this skit. Hilarious. — energyface I remember this one.
Filler: a game →
Pretty simple one-button Flash game that’s a good way to kill a little time on this Friday. — bg5000
“In the last two weeks, I referred to former President Bill Clinton’s...”
– Debra Dickerson on The Colbert Report
Watch the Oscar-Nominated Short Madame Tutli-Putli... →
ignore the Chinese(?) Pepsi ad.
Marcia Cross speaks out against 'drive-through'... →
To be serious for once, I thought she meant LITERALLY “drive-through” mastectomies. Like a Wendy’s or Burger King type place, but they only do mastectomies!! Yes, I’m an idiot.
“So, you owe me six bucks and I’m not walking over there to get it and it...”
– Michael Cera saying the funnest line in Superbad
“See I white guy runs for president like this, “My objective is to get to...”
– Jon Stewart on A Daily Show
ABC BBD STD
I feel the same way about the presidential candidates as I do about Hepititis. Essentially I have three options, but I really do not want any of them. — lefindumonde I’ll have to go with Hep-A. The least non-threating, to my knowledge.
“When you trash your mother’s house, that should be called a Blonsky.”
– Judah Friedlander on Best Week Ever
Gene Simmons
The self-proclaimed Benevolent Dictator was hilarious on Celebrity Apprentice last night. It was sad to see him go. He had so many little phrase gems last night, they need to bring him back so he can work in some more one-liners. “I sell emotion,” was another great line he used in response to Donald asking why he didn’t know the name of the printer they were promoting for the...
“I need you to pee standing up.”
– Dr. Drew talking to Jeff Conaway: The A.V. Club
I'm One of the Few Americans To Listen to Jukebox,...
MuchMusic.com | First Spin | Cat Power I wish it was an original album instead of cover songs, but I still love Miss Marshall. The Greatest, What Will the Community Think, anyone?
Tracy Morgan To Write Autobiography For Random... →
So, let’s check off the list of Tracy Morgan’s ventures shall we: 1. Trying to impregnating women. 2. Doing Karate. 3. Appearing in a movie with the hilarious Ice Cube. 4. “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah”
WatchUCBcomedy.com is now Live!
“…Not only would she turn Estelle Getty into geriatric tartar she might...”
– Slyvester Stallone answering a question about a fight between his mom and Estelle Getty (from Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot fame).
WatchHothouse Mini-Doc
I'm Just Doing Karate And Trying To Get Females... →
god bless tracy morgan — barber-college — energyface The last five seconds, comedy gold!
movie mash-ups
Robocop and a Half 30 Days of Night at the Roxbury Revenge of the Sith 2: Sith in Paradise Undercover Brother Where Art Thou? All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven — erockappel The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, Me and You & Her Lover and Everyone We Know Black Herbie Snake Moan Goes to Monte Carlo Weekend at Betsy’s Wedding Knocked The Atonement Up Save the Last Dance 2: Electric Boogaloo The...
