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Oh Tracy Jordan

tiffbits:

Tracy: Black people supporting Republicans? Does hot support cold? Does rain support the earth?

Jack: Do you like lower taxes?
Tracy: If I paid taxes, I would.

Tracy: You put me in a Quandry, Jack Donaghy. A Quandry.

Tracy: I can’t believe I’m dead. There was still so much left on my bucket list. So many different buckets I wanted to own. Buckets!

Tracy: My fellow Blackmericans.  Hey Jack, can I just say Black Americans?  There’s no such thing as Blackmericans.
Jack: That’s great!  That’s why you’re here.

Tracy [in Commercial]: Black people, don’t vote! Just don’t do it!  In the time you take to vote you can play 3 games of pool!  3!  And that’s fresh!