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Dear Asshole that Stole my iPod...

azizisbored:

Hey there asshole that broke the rear window of white Chevy Impala SS rental!  How’s it going? I hope you’re enjoying my iPod. How’s my music library treating you? I hope you didn’t erase too much. Have you had any trouble ripping my music onto your computer? You should probably buy a program like iPod Rip or Senuti, or better yet, steal it! That’s what you did to get the iPod right? Haha. By the way, definitely don’t erase those episodes of Mad Men, I’ve been watching it lately and its great. 

Well I gotta go. I’m gonna be on the phone with the car rental company, American Express, and other clowns all day dealing with this and won’t be able to get anything else done. I hope you enjoy the new tunes and I’m sorry I didn’t upgrade to the new iPod touch before you stole mine, I hope it wasn’t a disappointment.

- Aziz

PS - By the way, if you popped the trunk, you could have stolen Rockband Special Edition. Good thing you didn’t check you dumb shit!