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paulscheer:

The following are some things that Al Jarreau a seven-time Grammy Award winner, and singer of the Moonlighting Theme, said to me that really made me uncomfortable…

1.) Sometimes, I pretend like I’m Samantha from Sex in the City, I put on a dress and try to pick up hot dudes. 

2.)  If someone tried to “flip my house”, I slap them until they bled brains.

3.) Imagine if the Incredible Hulk got a boner…Think about it. Seriously. Close your eyes and think about that huge green boner.

4.) There are 2 types of people in this world people who get what the Nazi’s did and those that complain about it. Guess which side I’m on? 

5.) The Best Al Pacino movie, I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen every one, is “88 Minutes”. 

6.) All I need are 3 things, a brick, Al Gore and an alibi.