Hello, I wear glasses, that makes me smartest than you. I think birth control pill commercials are absolutely hilarious. Ghostbusters 2 is the first movie I’ve seen in a theater. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is a underrated show. This is my other Website (still active) and Flickr and The Auteurs. var sc_project=4876545; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_partition=57; var sc_click_stat=1; var sc_security="3f20460b"; Tumblr (3.0; @sardonicme)http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksum14QTRu1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love Earthbound. The only game that let’s you fight aliens and eat “<a href="http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/dalaam.php" target="_blank">brain food lunches</a>”.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/238141883http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/238141883Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:36:40 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp362lwn61qz7b6do1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/235046511http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/235046511Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:02:21 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YTLqng2We0E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YTLqng2We0E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Weird Al - It’s All About the Pentiums</p> <p>I swear this video played on BET. Still a classic.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/234173612http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/234173612Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:04:00 -0500“I don’t like to talk about nobody, but she look like the part of the polaroid that you tear off.”<br/><br/> - <em>Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son</em>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233976890http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233976890Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:27:30 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslz8oDmAO1qz7b6do1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Being the only male out of my two siblings, I played a lot of Goldeneye 64 by myself in the late 90’s. Countless hours of shooting commies with a rocket launcher and throwing knives at scientists (cheat code weapons).</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233971417http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233971417Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:20:04 -0500<p><b>Revealing mistakes:</b> When Dragon fights the tsunami guys on his show, the first kick he makes at the guy completely misses, but he falls anyway.</p> <p>rotfl.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233326374http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233326374Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:00:55 -0500<p><b>Errors in geography:</b> The airport is LAX but the story takes place in the San Francisco area.</p> <p>lolz.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233320631http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233320631Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:54:14 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6sttaCav1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These ladies are playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on the Famicom. I feel like an archaeologist discovering the lost tomb of Tutankhamun. Get it, because you rarely see a Famicom these days…?</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232947286http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232947286Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:35:33 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslbudSbt81qz7b6do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I watched this last night and didn’t see why this got so much hipster-hate. Sure, there were sappy moments, but all was forgiven do to the amount of pop culture references (Night Rider, The Seventh Seal, “Han Solo”). The dancing in the street montage was funny too. Come on, Hall & Oates!</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232934810http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232934810Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:18:12 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LWToxPni6Ic&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LWToxPni6Ic&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>In Living Color - Mama Said Knock You Out</p> <p>“<i>I drink my Kool-Aid slowly sip by sip, ‘cuse of these big ass lips!</i>”</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232240521http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232240521Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:48:18 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjsgvVJno1qz7b6do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An art house con film with a lot of dialogue and Rachel Weisz juggling chainsaws. It’s good!</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232083269http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232083269Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:22:06 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/231949130/tumblr_ksjjmpzx5L1qz7b6d&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Mr. Freddie - Let’s Go Riding</p> <p><img src="http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/thora_birch_ghost_world_0021.jpg" width="304" height="307"/></p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231949130http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231949130Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:11:00 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshmvrIibs1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My niece was a ghost for Halloween. I probably should have cut a mouth hole and made the eyes bigger… We nixed that idea and she was a princess instead.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231935844http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231935844Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:52:54 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi0rhyllh1qz7b6do1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Look, Chaplin!</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231062220http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231062220Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:26:02 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshnnk7xZs1qz7b6do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’ll be nice to own this.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/230867988http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/230867988Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:42:00 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscc6yAIze1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032633/ns/today" target="_blank">This happened hours ago!</a></p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/228139313http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/228139313Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:47:22 -0400<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/26/the-most-ridiculous-rap-l_n_334375.html">The Most Ridiculous Rap Lyrics Of All Time</a>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/225957879http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/225957879Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:59:01 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/225948000/tumblr_ks8bnku90R1qz7b6d&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Prefuse 73 - Last Light</p> <p>I can listen to this in an infinite time loop for evahs.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/225948000http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/225948000Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:45:19 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8awahrpZ1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Any of you comedy nerds seen <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080790/" target="_blank">Gilda Live?</a> I have. On the Tee Vee.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/225936112http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/225936112Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:28:57 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gdXfML9gUmU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gdXfML9gUmU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Rita Pavone - My Name is Potato</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/225103159http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/225103159Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:18:47 -0400