Read and be entertained. I’m 23. I wear glasses, that makes me smartest than you. I think birth-control pill commercials are hilarious. Good day. My other blog (still active) and Flickr. sc_project=3535359; sc_invisible=1; sc_partition=39; sc_security="3c19ebf0"; Tumblr (3.0; @sardonicme)http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/<p>The RNC would’ve totally been a sausage fest. Am I right guys?</p> <p>That ends my ironic sexist joke of the week.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/48910456http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/48910456Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:25:53 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/HwTVbIQ5Dd4969gy7PqeA6Xq_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cosmopsis.tumblr.com/post/47481299/someone-posted-about-the-wtfcnn-blog-a-long-time" target="_blank">cosmopsis</a>:</p> <blockquote>Someone posted about the <a href="http://wtfcnn.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">WTFCNN</a> blog a long time ago. Whoever you are (?), thanks. I’m submitting this!</blockquote> I’m getting that shirt.http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/48612732http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/48612732Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:28:00 -0400<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-j-elisberg/the-worst-vice-presidenti_b_122491.html">Worst. Pick. Ever.</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://purns.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">purns</a>)</p> No, no, Mr. P. The worst VP ever was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millard_Fillmore" target="_blank">Millard Fillmore</a>. That guy was an A-hole.http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/48611989http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/48611989Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:18:49 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/aej11TgqRdfxkqjuDTq4ycFO_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082639/" target="_blank">Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains</a>. It was ok? I like a little coming-of-age, feminism angst in movies just as much as the next guy. I just wish they had practiced a little.http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/48611413http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/48611413Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:12:37 -0400<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=a2880481ea" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=a2880481ea" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/>This Made Me Laugh: The Phelps Minute with Michael Phelpshttp://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47952752http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47952752Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:22:38 -0400“Twenty years ago they kicked me out of the medical community for trying to put artificial intelligence in babies.”<br/><br/> - <em>That is an actual line in the new Vin Diesel movie <i>Babylon A.D.</i> (via <a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">azizisbored</a>)</em>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47951534http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47951534Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:07:32 -0400“I’m pro-choice because I don’t have the “lady parts” that makes babies.”<br/><br/> - <em>Me</em>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47824745http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47824745Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:30:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/aej11TgqRd728z8aHTdfNNeR_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Ghost World: Special Edition (<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/fantagraphics/sets/72157606951883408/" target="_blank">Fantagraphics</a><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/fantagraphics/sets/72157606951883408/" target="_blank"> flickr</a>)http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47781109http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47781109Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:13:31 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/aej11TgqRd5z0y9vL7KAsprI_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Having fun with MS Paint.http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47670222http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47670222Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:55:32 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ga0ssxu2mb7uaukmsrUuMCz3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jessicacoen.tumblr.com/post/41645420/qualifications-mfa-in-creative-writing" target="_blank">jessicacoen</a>:</p> <blockquote>Qualifications: MFA in Creative Writing.</blockquote> <p>hilarious.</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47621839http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47621839Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:53:52 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j-eicXZ-c14"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j-eicXZ-c14" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Miranda July’s Atlantahttp://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47505754http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47505754Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:40:12 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/aej11TgqRd46uwrfS6goR4S6_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Movie Log: August</p> <p>The Happening - “<i>I’m talking to a plastic plant</i>.”</p> <p>Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Good</p> <p>The Dark Night - Outstanding</p> <p>Poison Ivy: The Secret Society - You know you have no life when you’re watching a made for tv movie on the Lifetime Movie Network.</p> <p>Ghost Ship (remake)</p> <p>Volver</p> <p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061020/" target="_blank">The Spy in the Green Hat</a> - Janet Leigh’s a knife-throwing madwoman!</p> <p>Ten Cents a Dance/Night Nurse - Barbara Stanwyck is the cat’s meow.</p> <p>Paris Texas - Love this movie.</p> <p>Irreversible - Never go to a gay club in Paris…in reverse.</p> <p>Street Kings - “<i>Wash your mouth out with buckshot!!</i>”</p> <p>X3: The Last Stand - Thank you Brett Rattner for ruining a good franchise!</p>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47472947http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47472947Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:59:00 -0400<p><a href="http://juliaheffernan.tumblr.com/post/47058712/chi-to-the-cago" target="_blank">juliaheffernan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Whenever Kanye says “Chi-town” in his songs all I think of is China town, not Chicago.</p> <p>Here are some minor nicknames that wikipedia lists for Chicago:</p> <p>“Dat Killa Chi!”</p> <p>“Da Chi & The ‘Go”</p> <p>“The Chill or Chi Ill”</p> <p>“The City That Works”</p> <p>“City of Broad Shoulders”</p> <p>“Illville”</p> <p>“New York Done Right”</p> <p>Some of these don’t really roll off the tongue.</p> </blockquote>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47109700http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/47109700Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:12:53 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8q5UtOAXUc8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8q5UtOAXUc8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Remember playing Nintendo’s Track & Field II? It’s just like the Olympics!http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46992333http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46992333Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:03:54 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/aej11TgqRct28g3hwIjCuuuu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=20000" target="_blank">Beautiful</a>.http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46452758http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46452758Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:04:20 -0400<object width="400" height="238"><param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/688fe1ae49313f72cefab3bd89ba0dbe" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/688fe1ae49313f72cefab3bd89ba0dbe" width="400" height="238" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/46359458/snapple-cap-facts-a-ucbcomedy-nyc-original" target="_blank">anthonyking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>SNAPPLE CAP FACTS<br/></b></p> <p>A UCBCOMEDY NYC Original.</p> <p>Directed by Will Hines.  Written by Sean Clements.  Edited by Carmen Angelica.  Starring Fran Gillespie, Ben Rodgers, Sean Clements, & Joe Spellman</p> </blockquote>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46452378http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46452378Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:01:05 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PI42LSbwc8E"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PI42LSbwc8E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Obama’s VPhttp://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46117689http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46117689Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:31:34 -0400<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/08/tropic_thunder_a_three_amigos.html">Tropic Thunder is Just Like Three Amigos -- New York Magazine</a>: I bet TT VHS sales won’t top Three Amigos.http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46110346http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46110346Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:10:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/aej11TgqRcoicegeIqjCqpUW_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Almodóvar’s <a href="http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews28/volver.htm" target="_blank">Volver</a>. Good movie. Most of you will agree, this is Penelope Cruz’s best film.http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46084184http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/46084184Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:36:27 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3UyCuvxWHcdm149yPuWglFN2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ashleystar.tumblr.com/post/45252128/pica-maury-povitch-tortures-woman-with-painful" target="_blank">ashleystar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pica.tumblr.com/post/45134120/cotton-ball-phobia" target="_blank">pica</a>: <a href="http://jezebel.com/5034482/maury-povitch-tortures-woman-with-painful-cotton-ball-phobia" target="_blank">Maury Povitch Tortures Woman With Painful Cotton Ball Phobia</a></p> <blockquote> <p>wow, wtf.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/45572129http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/45572129Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:04:25 -0400