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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Hello, I wear glasses, that makes me smartest than you. I think birth control pill commercials are absolutely hilarious. Ghostbusters 2 is the first movie I’ve seen in a theater. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is an underrated show. This is my other Website (still active) and Flickr and The Auteurs.</description><title>JP's Tumblr</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sardonicme)</generator><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Best scene in Uncle Buck, hands down. Why you ask? He made a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktodovFS621qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best scene in Uncle Buck, hands down. Why you ask? He made a giant pancake!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/257106895</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/257106895</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:24:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Talking Heads - I Zimbra</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/257038298/tumblr_ktoa5ifH2P1qz7b6d&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Talking Heads - I Zimbra&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/257038298</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/257038298</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:08:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>because nothing says Merry Christmas like the whimsical,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmd0j9I6M1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;because nothing says Merry Christmas like the whimsical, euphoric, tale of The Road&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/255706080</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/255706080</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:14:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I didn’t get the message in this movie. Ponyo’s dad...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkxjfeFjQ1qz7b6do1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I didn’t get the message in this movie. Ponyo’s dad wasn’t an evil guy, sure, maybe overly protective, but not evil. OK, ordering water monsters to get Ponyo back to the ocean was a little maniacal…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/254679010</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/254679010</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:42:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>SNL - What Up With That?
Kenan, again killin’ it.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/tAXaZDXqZFaKGUShmarojQ" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/tAXaZDXqZFaKGUShmarojQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;SNL - What Up With That?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kenan, again killin’ it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/254476732</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/254476732</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:44:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Next year, get the new Beach House album. Let it wash over you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkllkmHTN1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Next year, get the new Beach House album. Let it wash over you like a rainbow filled waterfall of magic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/254460452</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/254460452</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:24:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love Earthbound. The only game that let’s you fight...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksum14QTRu1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love Earthbound. The only game that let’s you fight aliens and eat “&lt;a href="http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/dalaam.php" target="_blank"&gt;brain food lunches&lt;/a&gt;”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/238141883</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/238141883</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:36:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp362lwn61qz7b6do1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/235046511</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/235046511</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:02:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Weird Al - It’s All About the Pentiums
I swear this video...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YTLqng2We0E&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YTLqng2We0E&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Weird Al - It’s All About the Pentiums&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I swear this video played on BET. Still a classic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/234173612</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/234173612</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:04:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I don’t like to talk about nobody, but she look like the part of the polaroid that you tear..."</title><description>“I don’t like to talk about nobody, but she look like the part of the polaroid that you tear off.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233976890</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233976890</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:27:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Being the only male out of my two siblings, I played a lot of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslz8oDmAO1qz7b6do1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Being the only male out of my two siblings, I played a lot of Goldeneye 64 by myself in the late 90’s. Countless hours of shooting commies with a rocket launcher and throwing knives at scientists (cheat code weapons).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233971417</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233971417</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:20:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>IMDB Goofs for 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Revealing mistakes:&lt;/b&gt; When Dragon fights the tsunami guys on his show, the first kick he makes at the guy completely misses, but he falls anyway.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;rotfl.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233326374</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233326374</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:00:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>IMDB Goofs for How Stella Got Her Groove Back</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Errors in geography:&lt;/b&gt; The airport is LAX but the story takes place in the San Francisco area.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lolz.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233320631</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/233320631</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:54:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>These ladies are playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on the Famicom. I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6sttaCav1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These ladies are playing Super Mario Bros. 3 on the Famicom. I feel like an archaeologist discovering the lost tomb of Tutankhamun. Get it, because you rarely see a Famicom these days…?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232947286</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232947286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:35:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I watched this last night and didn’t see why this got so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslbudSbt81qz7b6do1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I watched this last night and didn’t see why this got so much hipster-hate. Sure, there were sappy moments, but all was forgiven do to the amount of pop culture references (Night Rider, The Seventh Seal, “Han Solo”). The dancing in the street montage was funny too. Come on, Hall &amp; Oates!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232934810</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232934810</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:18:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>In Living Color - Mama Said Knock You Out
“I drink my...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LWToxPni6Ic&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LWToxPni6Ic&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In Living Color - Mama Said Knock You Out&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“&lt;i&gt;I drink my Kool-Aid slowly sip by sip, ‘cuse of these big ass lips!&lt;/i&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232240521</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232240521</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:48:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>An art house con film with a lot of dialogue and Rachel Weisz...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjsgvVJno1qz7b6do1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An art house con film with a lot of dialogue and Rachel Weisz juggling chainsaws. It’s good!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232083269</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/232083269</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:22:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Mr. Freddie - Let’s Go Riding
</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/231949130/tumblr_ksjjmpzx5L1qz7b6d&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mr. Freddie - Let’s Go Riding&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/thora_birch_ghost_world_0021.jpg" width="304" height="307"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231949130</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231949130</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:11:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My niece was a ghost for Halloween. I probably should have cut a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshmvrIibs1qz7b6do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My niece was a ghost for Halloween. I probably should have cut a mouth hole and made the eyes bigger… We nixed that idea and she was a princess instead.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231935844</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231935844</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:52:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Look, Chaplin!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi0rhyllh1qz7b6do1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look, Chaplin!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231062220</link><guid>http://sardonicme.tumblr.com/post/231062220</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:26:02 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
